I am now accepting applications for self-united internet husbands. Want to know if you qualify? Potential husbands* must:
- be willing to adore me all the time and indulge all sexual whims (and there are TONS of sexual whims, so some stamina would help)
- be willing to don a suit in my honor (or just a tie, or maybe tie me up with a tie, but I wouldn’t say no to a man in some hot jeans either)
- be literate. This one is important. If you aren’t willing to whisper sonnets in my ear while your hand’s clenched around my throat and your cock is buried in my pussy then don’t even bother.
- send cock photos on demand. I’m kind of a greedy whore that way.
What do self-united internet husbands get in return?
- sexy emails and chat sessions with yours truly
- steamy stories inspired by said sessions (say that 8 times fast)
- i will bake for you. naked
- ummm… me? duh. biggest prize of all.
How will I choose? Capriciously, of course.
How do you apply? Email me at cupcakesandcum at gmail dot com. Make it good. Kthxbai.
*the word husband does not indicate gender. Females are welcome to apply.
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