Name your own adventure
When I get home tonight I’m going to write something. Do you want a picture story or a story from NOLA?
Remember my life mantra of making the interesting choice versus the happy choice?
This weekend I was going to do a lot of nothing. I was going to go for the day and meet Misty, but spend the rest of the weekend basically by myself in Birmingham feeling sad and alone. Superman had plans. Dating prospects were slim.
At work Thursday I made a comment to my coworkers that I wanted to go to New Orleans for the weekend. I’ve never been and it’s only about 5 hrs from Bham. Let me back up for a second. At my new job I have many, many coworkers. Recently, I got reassigned to a new position, and so I get to work out of the main office for awhile. This has allowed me to get to know some of my coworkers better, as I sit in what amounts to a row of tables with 8 other people.
So Coworker A, who sits next to me and who is a fine male specimen (who is quiet and shy) says that he is going to New Orleans for the weekend. I ask him a series of questions to see the extent of his plans. I talk to Coworker M (female), who says she might be down for the trip. I’m worried about it because I’ve never been, but I figure with Coworker A in the city and Coworker M with me it will be ok.
Then Coworker M cancels.
So I have a decision- go to NOLA on my own or stay in Birmingham. Which one is the interesting choice, dear tumblrs?
I cash in my hotel points for a room Saturday night at one hotel and a room Sunday at another. I check with Coworker A. He’s at different hotels both nights as well, but not the same one as me. I suggest to him that we carpool and split costs. You would have thought I asked him to marry me to a toad. He mumbled something about seeing some old haunts and I blew it off as nothing personal. It was about this time that I started to wonder about Coworker A. He didn’t have friends in NOLA. Was he gay? I didn’t get that vibe. Maybe he wanted to pick up girls?
So Saturday comes and Coworker A and I make plans to hang out on Sunday night. We check in with each other on the drive down. I check into my hotel, get changed, and head out in search of food and sites. I stop at a restaurant just off of Bourbon Street (thought I hadn’t reached Bourbon Street yet) and sit at the bar. I had dinner and a couple of cocktails. At this point I’m wondering why I made such a silly decision? Who comes to a party town on their own? Besides Coworker A?
I have always believed that the biggest cure for insecurity is liquor. So I figured I just needed more booze. I walk out of the restaurant and stumble, literally, upon Bourbon Street. I immediately get myself a daquiri and stroll through the crowd of people. Most people were there for Essence Fest. It was quite the scene. I stopped in a few bars and hung out with this group of black men for awhile. They started to creep me out so I bailed on them and hung out in a park with a jazz band playing. I had a hurricane. I stroll out of the park and back onto Bourbon Street and get a text from Coworker A. He wants to know what I’m up to. I tell him. He tells me he’s heading to where I am. I assume this means we’re going to meet up for drinks. He’s very drunk (he says). Of course, at this point so am I.
He tells me he’s going to catch a cab, so I go and catch myself a fishbowl full of hurricanes. I park myself and my fishbowl on the corner and wait for him. He shows up a little while later and he looks like shit. FYI, it was hot as balls in NOLA this weekend. Coworker A was covered in sweat. He needed a drink. We headed back to the fishbowl stand and were just chatting about the city while we waited in line. But the line wasn’t going anywhere. So we leave and head down an alleyway looking for a bar. We find one pretty quickly and duck inside. It’s mostly empty, just a small bar on a side street. It’s playing country music and has a table of drunk girls and a security guard in addition to the bartender. Coworker A heads to the bathroom to clean himself up and I order us two more hurricanes.
The great thing about an empty bar is that you can have a conversation. So we did. I’m not sure exactly how it transpired, but Coworker A told me about the married woman in Chicago he’s got a thing for. I told him about my open marriage. Then he told me about his sex life- and the 67 women he’s previously fucked!
Finally! Coworker A’s secret! I knew he had one. He’s a closet manwhore.
You know what happens when you’re drunk and you make a connection with someone? It’s like your flood gates open. Out came my secrets. Molly Cupcake. Superman. The Dozen Bad Dates. My life mantra.
We went outside so Coworker A could have a smoke. I bummed one as well. As the cigarettes turned to ash, Coworker A stopped me from telling stories. He told me that he was getting excited. He told me that he wanted me to suck his cock. I said I could probably be persuaded. That it probably wouldn’t take much. He asked what my hold up was. I said that he’s my coworker.
Coworker A is smart. He saw me waffling. He saw the hesistation. You know what he pulled out next?
“Fucking me would be the interesting choice.”
That was it, wasn’t it? The only thing he could say that I couldn’t refute. So we grabbed the fishbowl from the bar and headed off to my hotel. On the way he told me that he likes things dirty. He likes dirty talk. He told me some of his hottest sexual experiences. We got in the building and the moment the elevator doors closed he was on me. Kissing me. Lifting my dress.
We make it into the apartment and we’re making out hardcore. He’s grinding on me. We’re kissing. I’m unbuttoning his shirt. Once our clothes come off I push him toward the couch and tell him that I have to suck his cock now.
And I do. By god do I! He was a great size- not too long or too wide that I couldn’t give him a great blow job, but long enough and wide enough to be impressive. He immediately started talking dirty to me. That’s magic for Ms. Molly. I was so wet it was running down my thighs. I had to fuck him. So he laid down on the couch and I climbed on top of him and started riding him hard. He’s pulling on my nipples and kissing me in between telling me what a slut I am.
I want to switch positions so we move into the bedroom. We keep fucking and he keeps up the dirty talk.
“You love being fucked, slut.”
“I’m going to use that slutty pussy.”
“You want a cock in every hole, don’t you? You want a big group of guys to fucking use you, don’t you? I’m going to watch them cover you in cum.”
I was out of my mind with lust. I go back to sucking his cock and deep throating him. Then he starts fucking my face. Things only got dirtier from there with the talk and the sex until finally, almost two hours later, with the sun coming up through the open windows, he cums all over my face and glasses.
Ten minutes later after making solemn vows to never tell any of our coworkers this happened, he left and I passed out.
The next evening started similar to the first- dinner followed by me drinking alone. This time I ended up at a bar at the end of Bourbon Street (one recommended by you dear followers- Lafittes).
I was having a great time chatting with the bartenders and this group of girls from Philly. I was drinking hurricanes and doing shots. We were singing to the jukebox at the top of our lungs. I get a txt from Coworker A that he’s hooking up with this girl he met, so I decide to leave and see if I could find someone of my own. I’m really drunk though. Much more drunk than I was on Saturday. I start drunk texting people, including Brooklyn Dave and Superman. I find myself at the corner of Bourbon and St. Ann and decide to sit on a stoop and people watch. This was recommended by another follower! It was a great recommendation- it was the best corner ever.
Along strolls by a gentleman, who strikes up a conversation with me. He’s from California, but is in town for work. He sits by me and people watches and we start talking. Fifteen minutes in he stumbles and braces himself by putting his hand on my knee (I was wearing another dress). Five minutes later we were making out on the street corner, with lots of groping and feeling. His hand was up my dress and under my panties stroking my clit. I was rubbing his hard cock through his jeans.
I asked him if we could go back to my hotel. But he wanted to go to his instead. I asked him where it was, and it was somewhere uptown that I had never heard of. I didn’t want to go somewhere I wasn’t familiar with a stranger. He said he understood and we started walking back toward the main street. We stopped to make out some more and we drifted into a side street/ alley.
He pushed me up against a brick wall and he was licking and sucking on my neck. His hands were rubbing my breasts and his cock was pressed up against me. I told him how much I wanted to fuck him.
He turned me around so that my face was to the cool brick and lifted up my dress. He slid my panties down and I stepped out of them. He unzipped his pants, pulled out his cock and fucked me from behind. I braced myself with my hands on the brick and he reached around to rub my clit. I couldn’t take it and came on his cock before he came all over my ass.
We didn’t have any way to clean up, so he kissed me and got me a cab back to my hotel. We said goodbye, he paid the driver, and kept my panties. I felt the cum on my ass the entire way home.
I left NOLA this morning. I had made plans to meet up with Mr. Big outside Meridian. I overslept and missed his text so by the time we got connected he had made other plans. So I missed out on his 10 inches and my hat trick.
Maybe there will be a next time? Will Coworker A make another appearance? Stay tuned.
-=C&C=-
When I get home tonight I’m going to write something. Do you want a picture story or a story from NOLA?
You know you are drink and fucked up ave. you feel like you should ont look our of one eye. I love nola.
I’m going to New Orleans for the weekend. A weird set of circumstances and a life mantra have inspired the trip.
Is it wrong that I have never been to New Orleans?
Is it wrong that I hope to not be sober while I’m there?
Is it wrong that I’m hoping I get myself in a whole heap of trouble?
Tumblr, what should I visit while I’m in town?
I wouldn’t go so far as to say I don’t like her. I don’t care for her. I think she’s a bit of an attention whore and has problems seeing the boundaries of her relationship with Mr. Cupcake. But, that said, we have been working through these things and my objections to her now are very small. In fact, I encouraged Mr. Cupcake not to break up with her.
Admittedly, it has been hard on me to see Mr. Cupcake with her from afar. My issues were less with her personally, and more with her filling my role when I’m so far away- for instance, I got upset when she slept in my bed on my pillow and baked in my oven. Mr. C and I talked these things through and revised our rules and things have been peachy since! (I am sure a good part of my angst was homesickness and loneliness.)
I have repeatedly said that the success of an open relationship is based on your ability to communicate effectively. Mr. Cupcake and I do this rather well, so we are fine. Bottom line is that I approve of the Whore and he approves of Superman. :D
I didn’t have plans to see Superman until today. He had prior engagements, I had a prior engagement. So we had Sunday plans- he was going to come over after the Nascar race. (yes, he’s a fan. I don’t quite get it, but we all have quirks, I suppose. I’m trying to be open minded about it!) We were going to go to dinner and fuck. Great plan, right?
Superman is great about texting me- just to say hi- even when we don’t have plans. I’ve been sick the past few days, so it’s been extra nice to have some attention when I’m feeling like trash. Friday he made an attempt to booty text/call, but I was already asleep and not feeling like getting my ass out of bed. So I just ignored him, which was maybe kinda bitchy, but I was sick and asleep.
Saturday evening I had plans with a high school friend who lives in town, so I was over there and Superman was out drinking with some of his friends. At about 1am he tried to txt me for a booty call at 2am, but I shot him down (already asleep!). When he tried again at 4am, the phone woke me up. Hopefully he excuses me for publishing this, but it was too much fun for you to miss-
Superman: Don’t call me drunko!
Superman: My voice hurts.
Me: Ass.
Superman: What?
Me: Where are you?
Superman: (insert name of club). Bout to leave.
Me: Are you going home?
Superman: Idk. Am I?
Me: no, it’s 430 and I’m texting you. You’d best get over here and fuck me.
Superman: Done.
It was nearly 5am by the time he got to my hotel. We fucked while the sun came up and then slept until noon. I think we fucked again in the morning, but I can’t completely remember. We got some lunch and lounged around the room, napping and watching tv all day. He wanted to watch the race. We had joked before about me giving him head during the race and playing into the Nascar stereotype. But the urge was too much to resist and as the race was coming on, he asked if I would.
We all know I would.
We all know I did.
And when the volcano blew, we both went back to sleep for another couple hours.
We eventually got up, had dinner, lounged some more. We went one more round before he left around 9pm or so. Sex and sleep make for such a perfect day.
I probably won’t see him for a few days because he’s got some shit to do this week that is kind of important. (more important than sex? for shame!) I’m thinking about going on a date or two, but we’ll see if any of the potential candidates enthuse me.
It’s nice to have a fuck buddy, but having someone to hang out and act stupid with is even better. Together they’re a good match. Almost as good as Nascar and blow jobs.
“Do you want to watch?”
“I’d rather do.”
“You’ll get your chance. I simply can’t wait that long.”
“Then by all means, show me what you like.”
She did just that. Her fingers slid below the sheer fabric and fiddled themselves into the rolling hills of her sex.
“I like to start by stroking my clit. Moving the moisture around until everything is wet.”
He sat in the chair, legs crossed, watching her. Examining her moves. He studied the placement of her hands and the way she cupped her mound. He watched her breathing get heavy and her chest heave. With her free hand she freed her breast, exposing her hard nipples to the cool air of the hotel room.
“Do you like to taste yourself?”
“Sometimes.” As if to prove the point, she brought her fingertips to her lips and swirled the tip of her tongue around each digit before sucking three into her mouth.
She took the glazed fingers and let them twirl around the sweet nub of her breast, making it impossibly hard. A moan escaped her lips and she switched hands. Her left rushed into her valley, a levee to stop the flood from inside.
“What are you imagining?”
“You.”
“What am I doing?”
“Fucking me. Your cock is pummeling me and punishing my pussy. You’re slamming into me and I can’t hold back. I’m squirming and begging you to go harder. Deeper. I’m begging you to make me cum.”
As she told him her fingers slammed into her opening. The steady slurp of her entrance and exits disrupted his composure. He was getting impatient.
“Your time is almost up.”
The air hung with tension for several moments and the only sound to be heard was the increased pace of her flesh slapping against itself.
“I’m… almost… there.”
“Now.”
She started to protest but the words died on her lips as her legs flipped over, pushing her hair across her glossed lips as her toes extended. Her orgasm spread through her body, causing her to convulse as feral moans left her lips.
Before she could finish his clothes were on the floor. He pried her legs apart and sunk his hard cock into her, burying himself in her wet warmth.
“Your fantasy is going to be my reality, girl.”
-=C&C=-
judging from the emails and asks I’ve gotten in the past couple days, you guys really like Superman. I’m sure he’ll love to know. I told him about the blog. He didn’t run screaming, so yay! I may get his permission at some point to write more.
I’d write about my other experiences, but like I said, they’re less than sexy and more than absurd and so I’m saving them for the book. (Which I started the outline for today!)
I have already seen Superman three times, and so long as things keep going well, I hope to see him more. He’s a fantastic guy and I feel really lucky to have found him.
Awhile ago I wrote a post entitled “What I Want”. I wrote it while I was in a crappy mood, so it’s a bit pensive, but it explains a bit more of what I’m looking for. I’m not good at sex without some relationship backing it up. I’m really looking for a “besties with benefits” scenario. That post can be found here.
I know it may seem like this is impossible to ask for without feelings finding their way into the mix. Feelings are okay! As long as they’re the right kind of feelings. (friendship love, not romantic love) Superman asked me last night how I could be so confident that I could prevent romantic love from developing.
My answer to him, and to you, pumpkin, is that I can’t be 100% sure. But I can do everything within my power to make it so. This includes choosing partners that are not likely to “fall for me”. (Superman is emotionally committed to someone else.) It includes choosing emotionally mature people, talking consistently and honestly with my husband, and, most importantly, being honest with myself.
Open relationships aren’t easy. They’re hard work. But, for me, right now, it’s worth the effort. Especially since my option here in AL is to be alone.
Plus, ideally, both Mr. Cupcake and I are able to develop this “besties+” relationship with more than one person. (Note: This is not polyamory!!)
Does that make sense?
means no tumblr posts for you! :P Sorry, tumblr.
Please excuse my blasphemous nature this lovely Sunday morning, but I am lifting my head to the heavens-
I HAD A DATE THAT WAS NOT INSANE. HE DID NOT TELL ME ABOUT SACRIFICED BABIES. HE DID NOT VOMIT ON ME. AND, FUCK, IF I DIDN’T HAVE SOME ORGASMS!
I was about to say that I’m sexually sated for the moment, but let’s face it, we all know better. I’m an insatiable whore and if I could have a cock right now I would. Maybe I will. (hint, hint)
So, for those doing research, the ratio is now 6 bad dates to 1 good one. But there is hope for the mighty state of Alabama. Hope that rests solely on the shoulders of a very tall boy in a Superman shirt. (apropos?)
The Alabama dating adventure undoubtably continues, but it’s nice to have a win.
Today is my day off (only one I get all week), and I do have plans to write something for y’all. But I also have a hair appointment and I’m having dinner with a coworker friend, so it might not be until later tonight.
The world seems at peace again, though. Amazing what an orgasm or three does for a girl in a foreign world…
another bad date!
I’ve got good vibes for the one tomorrow night and the couple on Sunday doesn’t seem too bad either. Fingers crossed?
Is it wrong of me to just be excited for my date with Misty and TBS???? SEXY LADIES I’M GUNNA GETCHA! :P
I am always honest! I am not a cheater, I’m a woman in an open marriage.
Separated? physically, yes. Emotionally, mentally, legally, no. I got a job working in a disaster relief organization. I’m in Alabama doing tornado relief. He’s working at his job in Pennsylvania. It’s long term temporary. I’ll be here until sometime this fall. :) Mr. Cupcake still has my heart!
Not leaving, just less time to devote to the cause!
Variation of an older image.
Love those filing drawers as proofing boards.
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