February 2012
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I miss my secret life!
Mostly.
Of course, life is strange… one moment you’re sucking a sexy younger man’s cock 900 miles away from your husband while he rams you with a 9 inch dildo, the next you’re 100 miles away, barely managing to stay awake an hour past the end of you 16 hour day, waking up with sticky fingers from masturbating in your dreams.
Do I still want to be a nympho slut? ...
December 2011
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October 2011
2 posts
Happy Birthday, Cupcakes&Cum!
In my vacation haze, I did not recognize the passing of my one year tumblrversary! It’s been quite a year. I met so many of you- all wonderful and full of interesting lives. I will never forget any of you (especially you!). Some of you have become close friends and I couldn’t be more honored to have you in my life. Even when I disappear for five months with only random appearances...
Tumblr app sucks
Wrote you a post. Posted to wrong blog. :( love you! But not enough to retype from my phone.
September 2011
6 posts
Best Pick Up Line Evah
Guy: What’s the difference between peanut butter and jam?
Pick-up-ee: What?
Guy: I can’t peanut butter my dick up your ass.
Feeling the urge to write...
Mr. C leaves again tomorrow and I might not be too far behind him. Then again, maybe I will. It’s all so up in the air.
There is a lot to share, including another encounter with YSMD and potentially another southern gentleman. However, mi oh my, there might also be a return of the Southern Sailor! yeow!
But for now… time with Mr. C. The only man that makes my heart thump.
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Where in the world...
might be my last week in Alabama! Guess where I’m off to next?!?!
Anonymous asked: "Pretty women wonder where my secret lies. I'm not built to suit a fashion model's size. But when I start to tell them, they think I'm telling lies. I say, It's in the reach of my arms, The span of my hips, The stride of my step, The curl of my lips. I'm a woman Phenomenally. Phenomenal woman, That's me." - Maya Angelou
memyselfnmusic-deactivated20120 asked: cant wait til you get back to posting some stuff
August 2011
3 posts
So I'm home...
actually, I’ve been home a few days. I went to my parents for the weekend, then spent yesterday and today just decompressing. I go back on Sunday evening, but I’m finally starting to ease into some normal headspace.
So, YSMD is over. :( Sad for that. Maybe more later. Maybe not. I was really hoping to find someone who would last, but c’est la vie. blah.
Mr. Cupcake is...
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Dr. Vajayjay, Young Stud, MD
Dr. Vajayjay is neither a doctor nor a vagina (nor does he have one). But he is an almost doctor. And he was a bit obsessed with making sure I wasn’t a man. But, oh boy, can he fuck.
Remember the youngster I mentioned in a previous post? The 23 yr old that reminds me of Brooklyn Dave? After much anticipation and a naughty video session, we finally met.
He moves back to the city...
Breathing
How can you tell if you’re breathing? Is it the swish of the air skidding past your teeth or the verifiable truth that blood is still pumping in your veins? Or is it simply a lack of panic?
When I first got to Alabama I felt like I couldn’t breathe. There was a hysteria about me- in my work, in my sex life. I was drowning without water. After my seven bad dates I found Superman,...
July 2011
6 posts
Ahhhh!
Mr. Cupcake is here!!!!!
I am so in love with this man. My whole world feels right again. :D
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2/3 of a NOLA Hat Trick
Remember my life mantra of making the interesting choice versus the happy choice?
This weekend I was going to do a lot of nothing. I was going to go for the day and meet Misty, but spend the rest of the weekend basically by myself in Birmingham feeling sad and alone. Superman had plans. Dating prospects were slim.
At work Thursday I made a comment to my coworkers that I wanted to go to New...
Name your own adventure
When I get home tonight I’m going to write something. Do you want a picture story or a story from NOLA?
You know you are drink and fucked up ave. you feel like you should ont look our of one eye. I love nola.
New Orleans
I’m going to New Orleans for the weekend. A weird set of circumstances and a life mantra have inspired the trip.
Is it wrong that I have never been to New Orleans?
Is it wrong that I hope to not be sober while I’m there?
Is it wrong that I’m hoping I get myself in a whole heap of trouble?
Tumblr, what should I visit while I’m in town?
June 2011
22 posts
adaptablesexuality asked: Hi! I love your posts :) Admittedly I've only read them tonight. I have an immediate question, just a query really- as one open relationship-ped person to another.
You mentioned you "unaffectionately" refer to your husbands girlfriend as "the whore". Does this mean you do not like her? How does that work? I'm not judging or making assumptions- I...
You mentioned you "unaffectionately" refer to your husbands girlfriend as "the whore". Does this mean you do not like her? How does that work? I'm not judging or making assumptions- I...
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Nascar and Blowjobs
I didn’t have plans to see Superman until today. He had prior engagements, I had a prior engagement. So we had Sunday plans- he was going to come over after the Nascar race. (yes, he’s a fan. I don’t quite get it, but we all have quirks, I suppose. I’m trying to be open minded about it!) We were going to go to dinner and fuck. Great plan, right?
Superman is great...
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Boy..
judging from the emails and asks I’ve gotten in the past couple days, you guys really like Superman. I’m sure he’ll love to know. I told him about the blog. He didn’t run screaming, so yay! I may get his permission at some point to write more.
I’d write about my other experiences, but like I said, they’re less than sexy and more than absurd and so I’m...
lookn4funswfl asked: So will Superman be a one time fling or since he delivered the baked goods will he again get the opportunity to show off his skills?
As funny as it sounds I prefer my wife fo have multiple playmates rather than one she really enjoys exclusively. I think its a fear that they form too much of a bond that I'm not a part of.
Do you or Mr Cupcake have similar...
As funny as it sounds I prefer my wife fo have multiple playmates rather than one she really enjoys exclusively. I think its a fear that they form too much of a bond that I'm not a part of.
Do you or Mr Cupcake have similar...
Sex for Molly
means no tumblr posts for you! :P Sorry, tumblr.
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Hallelujah and thank the baby jesus!
Please excuse my blasphemous nature this lovely Sunday morning, but I am lifting my head to the heavens-
I HAD A DATE THAT WAS NOT INSANE. HE DID NOT TELL ME ABOUT SACRIFICED BABIES. HE DID NOT VOMIT ON ME. AND, FUCK, IF I DIDN’T HAVE SOME ORGASMS!
I was about to say that I’m sexually sated for the moment, but let’s face it, we all know better. I’m an insatiable whore...
Another day...
another bad date!
I’ve got good vibes for the one tomorrow night and the couple on Sunday doesn’t seem too bad either. Fingers crossed?
Is it wrong of me to just be excited for my date with Misty and TBS???? SEXY LADIES I’M GUNNA GETCHA! :P
Anonymous asked: Do you tell the man(men?) you are seeing that you are married or do you keep that a secret? Or does it depend on the man?
nippletickler-deactivated201107 asked: I know it's really none of my business, but you blog around it so I'll go ahead and ask: are you and your husband officially separated? Or are you just temporarily working away from home for like the peace corps or something?
midnightbite asked: Ohmigod... how am I just finding this sexy blog just now - its fuckin awesome! I just love your confidence and how you describe sex and masturbation and everything. And cupcakes too!
But i stumbled on a post where youre planning to leave Tumblr...? :(
But i stumbled on a post where youre planning to leave Tumblr...? :(
lookn4funswfl asked: So what of Mr. Cupcake? Is he having any fun while you are away?
Technically...
technically, I had sex tonight.
The story (along with the others of my Alabama adventures) is just too absurd to share anywhere but in a book. I firmly decided that my time in Alabama will be chronicled in an upcoming book entitled, “Slutty in Alabama: The Journey of a Cupcake”.
Tumblr, you have NO idea… lol
xmistyintherainx-deactivated201 asked: Oh, sweet, sexy, delicious Molly.. I just read your last few posts and I just want to squishes you and make it all better.
Come up to Nashville and we'll have a girls night with truthbeautysex. :)
Come up to Nashville and we'll have a girls night with truthbeautysex. :)
Flexibility
Two weeks ago I came to Alabama to do something I’ve never done before. I took a job hundreds of miles from my husband, family and friends. I’m working hours that are drastically different than what I have been used to.
I don’t know what I’ll be doing from one day to the next. I keep having to move, unpack, move, unpack. Today they told me I’m moving back to...
There is just something about kissing someone new… So tentative and foreign and hungry and shy. It’s like laying your head on a new pillow.
I just can’t get enough.
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Ok. Seriously.
Why didn’t anyone tell me that I was moving to a state that doesn’t allow the sale of sex toys?
What the mother loving son of a fucking fuck?
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misterchewtoy asked: yeah! you're back!
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Skylines and Castles Made of Glass →
*Reblogging because I love this story.
In my post about what else I did in NYC, I mentioned our incredible evening out Tuesday with the show and dinner at Babbo. C and I were both dressed up- I was in a black, low-cut v-necked dress and he was in a plaid dress shirt and black tie.
At the restaurant, we were seated next to each other, rather than across a table. we took the opportunity...
FMN
That stands for Fuck. Me. Now. in case you didn’t know. ;)
One more day of work and a relocation and then…
I am coming up on my first day off in weeks! I’m so excited!! I’m going to bake in a convection oven! Yay! :D
I’m a lucky girl to have such charming southern gentlemen to entertain me.
May 2011
32 posts
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Alive.
Barely.
Liftoff!
I’m flying today, tumblr! Off on a great, big adventure to foreign lands. Well, at least politically foreign lands. I’m nervous and excited and I hope my new friends are great and my coworkers are awesome and my hotel doesn’t suck and I’m thanking god that I’m in an urban area and for runon sentences.
I leave this afternoon, but I already miss Mr. Cupcake. :( ...
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Anonymous asked: Unf. That looks delicious. Would you be so kind as to share the recipe? <3
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themostdangerousplaything asked: Tag, you're it!
Here are the rules:
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Here are the rules:
Each tagged person must post ten things about themselves. You have to choose and tag ten people . Go to their blogs and tell them you tagged them. No tag backs
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So Long and Thanks for All the Orgasms
When I started my blog last October I didn’t really know what I was getting myself into. I didn’t know that it would become a source of such pleasure, and friendships, and connection in my life. The only thing I did know is that at some point I would go back to working full time and it would need to not exist.
By some magic movement in the universe, I don’t have to delete the...